More trouble for mom and dad

Conversations overheard (several weeks ago, actually):

Dad: "Ah, gees! Get out of there CeeCee! Sarah, CeeCee tipped over the garbage can in Claire's room and got into the poopy diapers, dad-gummit!" (That's not exactly what I said but close enough)
Claire: "Why CeeCee do that?"

Later, at bedtime...
Mom: "Let's talk about what happened in your day."
Claire: "CeeCee get Claire's poop."

Next day
Mom: "Maybe we can go to IKEA this after noon and then to that New Mexican restaurant."
Claire "Claire go restaurant too, maybe ice cream, too, and momma, too, and daddy too... CeeCee stay home."
General laughter/moaning by parents
Claire: "Claire go restaurant in car."